Hello, friend. Prepare to have your mind BLOWN.
I know that’s a strange intro, but today is a strange day (in an amazing way, though).
Are you ready? I’m serious — I hope you’re ready, because this is INSANE.
OK, here it goes: this blog post is volume 800 of this series. Yup, this is the eight-hundredth installment of Sundays With Tabs.
800!
There are 52 weeks in a year, so that means we’ve been meeting here to marvel, fantasize, elucidate and pontificate about cat life in general, and one cat in particular, for more than 15 years!
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To that end, for this installment, Rosie would like to honor her predecessor’s groundbreaking achievements in STUFF (Science, Technology, Unicorn, Feline Fashion).
I’m sure you’re familiar with STUFF, right? I mean, it’s a big deal in the cat world.
The ‘U’ in STUFF stands for ‘unicorn,’ of course 🦄, a term in the venture capital industry to describe a startup company with a value of over $1 billion, just like Tabs the Cat Industries, LLC.
Now, as accomplished as Tabs was, Rosie is also pretty incredible. In fact, she dedicated her 2020 Nobel Cat Prize for Problem Solving to Tabs.
The prize was for finding a shortcut to the bottom of the Tabby Command Center, a problem Tabs struggled with for much of his adult life…
It was a problem Tabs was never able to figure out, but Rosie is super smart.
Now that she runs the company, we’re making great progress on many of the product lines started by Tabs, like our awesome robot assistant.
The first generation was great, but the new one will be even better!
Rumor has it, it’ll have a massage wand for a hand — a free upgrade for owners of our original robot assistant.
Yes, we sure miss Tabs around here, but Rosie has also been doing big things. Obviously, she’s a different kind of leader. She doesn’t have Tabs’s charm or flair, but she has drive, and she’s a smart cookie.
In the world of feline fashion, however, that’s an area where Tabs really shined. Rosie can’t really compare.
Miss you, buddy. Happy 800th Sundays With Tabs. ❤️
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
Karen